An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Lorem Ipsum’s birth certificate is a fraud. Lorem Ipsum is FAKE TEXT! Be careful, or I will spill the beans on your placeholder text. I write the best placeholder text, and I’m the biggest developer on the web by far… While that’s mock-ups and this is politics, are they really so different?

The other thing with Lorem Ipsum is that you have to take out its family. The other thing with Lorem Ipsum is that you have to take out its family.

Look at that text! Would anyone use that? Can you imagine that, the text of your next webpage?! I think the only card she has is the Lorem card. We have so many things that we have to do better… and certainly ipsum is one of them.

You’re disgusting. This placeholder text is gonna be HUGE. An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s placeholder text is a fraud.